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PITI The Fool - Get Ready, Mortgage Chump!

Any man who can't love his momma - or his mortgage - ain't no friend of mine! Thats right, I PITI the Fool who be looking for home loans without love or complete attention to the details. Any sucka chump can get a loan with the click of a button and a reliable paycheck, but it takes a real boss to get the advantageous and beneficent loans you need for a successful and affordable home mortgage, chump. We ain't playin' no games here! We're getting tough on home loans because money ain't everything - material stuff you can only take to the grave, not past the grave, so you'd best get busy living and get busy living good before your time is up. Home owners have more than 20 times more in overall assets and home equity than renter's be having - that ain't material, fool! Thats livin' large! And you can only live large by getting tough on mortgages and getting them today.

PITI the Fool is blowing up your home mortgage

Listen up kid, the financial professionals behind PITI the Fool are experts in your home loan. We can make a successful mortgage out of a can of ravioli and six rolls of masking tape - we're really resourceful types, and I'd suggest you watch your step around our home financing crew. We are the new mortgage experts in town, and right now we're lookin' down at the apartment renting fool, thinkin maybe, just maybe, we outta break some loans and cause some serious pain! Or maybe not, maybe you just been greezin' your head with battery acid again and need some financial brains in your bucket. Well alright, we're here to give you that key information about private mortgages so we don't have to go bustin' some debt heads. We tell you all about mortgage rates and how to lower 'em, about PITI and what we mean when we say PITI the Fool! We show you how to use a mortgage calculator to maximum effect so you are 100% PUMPED UP to meet your mortgage challenges and expect the unexpected - like a champ, not a chump.

Playin' it cool beneath mountains of gold

I be living by the Golden Rule - the man with the gold - rules. I got Fort Knox around my neck because I took out a home mortgage when I was six years old! I got me twenty benzos all lined up outside and tonight I'm gonna torch them just because I can - its my house, my rules, and I can do what I want! I am the mortgage authority because I ain't afraid to take a loan. I'll take a bad credit mortgage! I'll take a hit upside the financial head! I'm like a Kamikaze pilot; the president's in debt because his mortgage advisors relaxed! I'm real boss sucka, the new mortgage don in town, and I PITI the Fool who takes out a mortgage without coming to me first!