The Fantastic Origins of PITI the Fool
In the year of our lord nineteen hundred and seventy six, a young man named Chester Errington graduated from the University of Pennsylvania School of Advanced Aeronautics. Perturbed by the steady decline of NASA and the American laze toward skyward motility, Mr. Errington took his many mathematical and visionary talents to the streets of Wall where - employed by a certain Williamson, Chesterfield, and Longly investment firm as an eager and hyperbolic analyst - he chased relentlessly after a single bold dream. That dream was PITI the Fool. For years young Chester toiled in the boiler rooms and backwaters of Wall St - America's financial Camelot - working his way from analyst to bondsman, from bondsman to broker, and from broker to the infinite reaches beyond. As his personal empire rose toward the heavens in a glittering spire unmatched in height, his unstoppable dream began to take form - a resource, a mortgage resource for the shivering masses, a mortgage resource available to everyone and led by the brilliant and ingenious Lawrence Tureand from Chicagoland, a man with unique style and grace and known to the world only by the ethereal and emblazoned monicker...Mister T. With the Internet Chester Errington saw his opportunity, rolled all of his assets and hard-won fortunes into a single ball and hurled it directly into the mighty sungod Amun Ra's warm bosom!...and out came the website you see today. Child of genius, prodigy of the gods - welcome, friends, to PITI the Fool!
