PITI the Fool - Home Equity Loan

Home Equity Loan - Dead Meat

Like your first mortgage, like PITI and fees and that jazz, your home equity loan is gonna carry mountains of charges. Higher rates because of increased lender risk, origination fees, lender fees, points and percentages - keep your head on sucka and know to the dimmity dime what your home equity loans are gonna cost you before you borrow! Chump - get yoself a better home equity loan rate than that!

Where the sea meats your home equity loan

Think of your home equity loan as a beach - it looks so good! Hot sand, cool water, pretty lady in her mustard socks and her ketchup sash - she's a real hot dog! But while the world is roasting and living it up, the waves kid! The waves keep a crashing! Repayment of your home equity loan will be a continual onslaught pounding your finances into dust unless you take a step back away form those waters and play it safe with your home equity:

don't be a risk taking fool - if you have the opportunity to borrow 125% of your equity, just remember that you will risk all your equity and then some, and repayment will be simultaneous with your original mortgage! If you agree to high home equity loan rates yu might just end up n the ring with some seriously juiced up loan, foo!
use your home equity loan for financial exploits that are sure to make financial sense. Consolidate debts, make worthwhile home improvements, pay off medical bills or establish a continual line of credit to help you with current financial pressures

Use your home equity loan to your greatest advantage - take the pain to the street and let the world know just how bad you are and how tough you can be! Home equity will make your finances strong.

Pumping up that equity

The first names PITI, middle name the, and the last name's fool - Thats PITI The Fool, chump! I be takin all the mortgage problems of the world and shoving it right in your punk mouthy! Because with over $1 trillion in mortgage debts balancing at the precarious edge of financial responsibility, apparently the message isn't getting through. You can take out a home equity loan with adjustable rates for 100% of your equity, but should you? 99% of the time that answer is no, and so many home buyers today are getting to caught up in the excitement of the times to consider their obligations and make smart financial decisions. Now I've had enough of your poor-house jabba - Im gonna bring the PAIN! You can't hope to pay off a home improvement loan and enjoy those improvements if y'all can't keep up with yoru first mortgage to begin with! Thanks crazy talk, thats the talk of a dead man.